January 2011
50 posts
Don't want to feel like this anymore
I’ve never felt this low
Bold what applies to you! →
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I’ve had sex with atleast 4 people I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I’ve had sex within the last month I have a tattoo. I’ve had to get the morning after pill. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses( only for certain things) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve...
I HATE EBAY
WHO COULD POSSIBLY NEED THAT PIRATE COSTUME AS MUCH AS I DO?!?!?!
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No matter..
..how much control you think you have in a relationship, you’ll nearly always end up having the lower hand.
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Feels like summer
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I swear I will read this at my Dad's funeral...
The Beer Prayer. Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. …Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen.
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Lesson learnt:
Don’t totally depend on one person because it will fuck you up
People make me sick
Literally
500 days of...
…Sixth form left.
Dear God...
…Please don’t tax me this month. Pleaseee
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Miley Cyrus is definitely the best teenager to...
…she isnt so sickly sweet as the rest
Cannot believe...
…how two faced people I know are. Why not just be upfront? Fume
well behaved bitches seldom make history
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